What is your horoscope sign...
Dickens
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Saturday, 17th of July 2010 03:30:13 AM
Do any of these characteristics apply to you? Aries Aries have Dickens ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug Registered User because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' Joined: Saturday, 1st of May 2010, 09:17:13 ''Hard Headed Woman'' was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and Posts: 1364 do another. They usually do the wrong thing and do not discuss it. Never Viewed 17947 times point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through
your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them
feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck
their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts.
Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist
until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were
concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are
never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even
involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries
marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many
freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible,
God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always
hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will
form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All
of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes
around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire.
Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being
even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are
the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else is
asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One
minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite
newscaster in the kneecaps, ''just 'cuz.''. You're very earthy, which may
mean that you do not shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean
that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans
love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight
with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze
their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans
mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a
strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never
actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting
from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the
Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the
best at feeling like second best. All Taureans wanna be God.
Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out
because you answer every question with a question. Also, you wo not come
out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong,
then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights.
If they can not get into an actual bar fight, they will make up
interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right
before they psychoanalyze them. If it were not for Bazooka Joe and The
Family Circus, Taureans would not know what to do. You feel that you are
going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of
Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry
to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas
of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and
act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
/>Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a
schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of
Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it is more like Prince and Bea
Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides
at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time
you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They
often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and
overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at
weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A biual Gemini is a
walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their
own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe
philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they
do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis
are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always
legal. Gemini is Latin for ''I am okay, I am okay.'' Geminis speak very
loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always
talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with
themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville
and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that
they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is
essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer/>You like to know what is going on in the lives of everyone in the
galaxy. However, you tend not know know what is going on in your own. If
you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed
because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as
''erratic.'' You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except
Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them
sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch
one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very
own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your
need to be everyone is savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams
often show up, mistakenly thinking there is a hostage situation.
A
Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with
shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether
they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for
cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed
the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never
excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time
you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from
the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through
a steady diet of Ho-Ho is and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of
Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you
often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is
screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about
this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin
their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no
surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal
influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup
to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power
through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given
time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to
be ''tactful''. The word for this is actually ''shiftless''. Cancerians
are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These
friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention
in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question.
You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney
the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos
will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily
in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished
saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their
birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If
they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink.
They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can not
find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so
many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses
himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical
concepts. Some Leos decide to be homoual even if they aren't, because they
think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender
will wanna hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic
evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open
doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when
they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they
are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as
they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching ''Entertainment Tonight''.
Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an
Aries, and so forth. However, ''radical cult leader'' is not out of the
question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody
each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the
Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars,
sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever
Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Do not worry about hanging posters--Leo
will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on
their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls.
Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans
hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves
on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You
regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet.
No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of
everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its
place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass,
checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for
the word ''Virgo''. Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe
philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you
are questioned, you tell the police that it was because ''the bastard had
a filthy car''. The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too.
It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between
their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing.
Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo
is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That
is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave
all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms
and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find
out there is something under the fridge. But it is usually just a
depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that
the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana
wine cooler. Virgos do not see the world in shades of black and white. They
see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the
mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They
will separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen
loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in
alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening
and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside.
Do not put cheese where it does not belong in a Virgo is refrigerator. He
or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a
cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of
''The Shining''. After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You
are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved
ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can not make a decision on your own.
You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and
malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they
hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely
lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they
do not understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask
them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity.
You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any
attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David
Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those
concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest
in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They do not eat fast food
or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their
expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores.
All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé
turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us
think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs
they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities.
Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and
parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam
shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger
t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be
able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait.
This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at
all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could
use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are
Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a
chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out
of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o'
Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to
life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke
in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted
by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those
fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to
stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The
fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your
master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at
the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you
are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical
concepts. It is no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the
Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings,
sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who wo not get you arrested.
Scorpios have strongdrives, because it gives them yet another opportunity
to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no
concern to them. If you wanna find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a
pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be ''I
am sorry, what?'' Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them
more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at
the lottery. If it is automated, they can hack it.
/>Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing
spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the
middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain
crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to
entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes
transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender.
Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend.
Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus.
Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since
adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus
freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe
philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on
them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive
restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Do
not ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie
up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo
Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving.
This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and
passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things
wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the
universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very
Sagittarian image. Even more so if there is a ridiculously busty woman
stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna
than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off
construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip. />
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as
hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of
grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such
pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy
philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even
more Capricorn because he is all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to
boot. Sure, he is overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in
perfect health you can not overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians
are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not
surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the
time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They
think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it
means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos
in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and
Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just do not wanna
live in a world like that. The nation is ******** system of toll roads was
probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the
public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for
Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even
fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they do not
involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above)
Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives
they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These
phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns do not have any
friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe
that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting
are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party.
Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will
consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic
about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in
public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better
if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the
past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian
will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia is image in their Froot Loops at
least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies,
since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is
eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the
Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play
volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use
the phrase ''Dude, man...'' frequently when describing philosophical
concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you
are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the
conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away
from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell
them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because
they've been to all those places. If you wanna know what the food is like
on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really
really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow
themselves every possible vice on the planet, and do not think twice about
it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled
to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces/>Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you
were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of . As far as
you are concerned, if it did not happen in ''The Velveteen Rabbit it does
not exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of
unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but
the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot
find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981
but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people
you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually
Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or
getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a
Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they
can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Do not be fooled, however;
many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your
four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the
field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by
sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George
Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all
Pisceans. What they wo not tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans
claim to want ''honest criticism'' of their work. Then they commit
hara-kiri on the floor when you say you do not like it. Never try to use
logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the
natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs,
quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It would
not matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical
concepts because they are not positive they know what they're talking
about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse
about mowing down humans you do not like. Cancerians say one thing and do
another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far
too much and do whatever the hell they want.
l am a Leo. l love
automated opening doors and nothing would give me more pleasure than to
have Clappers applaud me when l enter a room. l must admit l am an
attention seeking person. ENJOY!
Spets
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Sunday, 18th of July 2010 12:20:02 PM
that shitt was funny az he11, the best one of them all was the Spets leo of course.....cuz im one Registered User Joined: Friday, 30th of April 2010, 23:31:58 and i can look at myself all day lol Posts: 411 Viewed 7120 times
Phat Barbie
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Monday, 19th of July 2010 07:55:18 PM
Not really. I am a Cancer & your not even close. This is why i Phat Barbie dont beleive in horoscope. Any of those things listed under any sign could Registered User apply to anyone. Joined: Monday, 10th of May 2010, 04:10:19 Posts: 1455 Viewed 18581 times
Oreo
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Tuesday, 20th of July 2010 12:27:13 AM
Haha Im an Aquarius, and I have to say, I party like a rockstar Oreo and Rice Krispies are definately my favourite cereal. Registered User Joined: Thursday, 22nd of April 2010, 10:40:03 Posts: 1816 I dont like to run around naked though. Maybe in just my underwear ( : Viewed 14276 times
I do have my occasional Woodstock flashback.
doory
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Wednesday, 21st of July 2010 12:04:01 AM
lol I am a Sagittarius and yes much of that hit home doory Registered User Joined: Tuesday, 27th of April 2010, 18:50:43 Posts: 237 Viewed 13192 times
Kiki
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Thursday, 22nd of July 2010 02:53:41 AM
Haha! That was hilarious! Great interpretation of all the star Kiki signs. Registered User Joined: Friday, 14th of May 2010, 11:21:11 I am an aquarius but I don't really think what you posted sounds like me. Posts: 1568 Viewed 15895 times
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Friday, 23rd of July 2010 03:14:23 AM
I think your off base, sort of pessimistic really, must be from PAGE Cali, or surrounding area. I am a libra, who detests shopping, never Registered User cared what others think about me, and I drink my folgers black. Joined: Sunday, 18th of April 2010, 01:51:20 Posts: 1449 Viewed 3095 times
peanutbutter
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Saturday, 24th of July 2010 02:39:56 AM
I am a Libra and nothing there was anything like me. peanutbutter Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 19th of May 2010, 07:42:38 Posts: 80 Viewed 7851 times
Nii Nii
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Sunday, 25th of July 2010 09:42:30 AM
I like the Leo, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Nii Nii Keep up the good work doing these. Please come up with some more of these. Registered User Joined: Friday, 7th of May 2010, 11:58:05 Posts: 1336 Viewed 7627 times
mIsS sMiLeY!!
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Monday, 26th of July 2010 02:09:14 AM
I am a Libra and I don't know about that description that gave. mIsS sMiLeY!! Registered User Joined: Thursday, 29th of April 2010, 13:52:23 Posts: 675 Viewed 13783 times
Baby
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Tuesday, 27th of July 2010 10:28:32 PM
I am a Libra, but i wouldn't say i am exactly like that. Baby Somewhat though. I wouldn't say i am as shallow as some may be though to Registered User be. I do love fashion, i do start trends, but they dont always catch on, Joined: Sunday, 13th of June 2010, 00:31:27 haha. So i guess my Sun, Moon, and all of the other planets play a big Posts: 1051 role in who i am. Viewed 14195 times
haha i guess i am one of those rare two!
cheerios
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Wednesday, 28th of July 2010 10:21:17 PM
This is so funny & true in so many ways! I am an Aries, I cheerios never thought about it before, but I too think Hard Headed Women by Cat Registered User Stevens was an Aries. Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 23:06:28 If somebody held a gun to my head & told me not crack a smile, they would Posts: 114 just have to shoot me if I saw a 35 year old sucking their thumb. LOL! Viewed 15110 times This question seems to ruffle the feathers of the Scorpio, except for
tomboy101013. They must have that sugar hysteria going on with the
chocolate. :)
A star for you!
Goober nut
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Thursday, 29th of July 2010 01:34:31 AM
Haha its not all a 100% true but its quite funny! Especially Goober nut the Capricorn one! And the Virgo one! And all the others too! Haha, I love Registered User these descriptions! Whats your sign btw? Joined: Friday, 30th of April 2010, 15:11:14 Seriously if I could give these descriptions a million more stars I would! Posts: 376 Theyre hilarious!! Viewed 15761 times
Hot Stuff
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Friday, 30th of July 2010 03:36:34 AM
Ford Taurus. Hot Stuff Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 12th of May 2010, 00:10:19 Posts: 1219 Viewed 2778 times
Sexi
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Saturday, 31st of July 2010 02:25:41 PM
sagittarius and NOOO not at all Sexi Registered User Joined: Wednesday, 9th of June 2010, 14:47:49 Posts: 759 Viewed 2597 times
Big Daddy
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Sunday, 1st of August 2010 04:04:02 AM
I am a Leo and yes i love mirrors Big Daddy Registered User Joined: Sunday, 9th of May 2010, 15:59:33 Posts: 1523 Viewed 10583 times
Scruffles
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Monday, 2nd of August 2010 08:33:48 PM
gee u left out scorpio.my signo.9(OCT 31ST)..some of each apply Scruffles and some of each don't apply.it is written that way..... Registered User Joined: Thursday, 29th of April 2010, 10:45:22 Posts: 2026 Viewed 3169 times
Hunk
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Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 05:40:24 AM
in all actuality ur zodiac sign is not what you think it is. Hunk there are really 13 signs. also the stars in our universe today don't Registered User match the patterns they crossed the sky during the time zodiac signs where Joined: Wednesday, 21st of April 2010, 18:38:48 created. this means that no ones sign is really what they believe it is. so Posts: 990 next time someone says you act just like a cancer, capricorn, aries, ect. Viewed 9900 times you can tell them actually i am not & ur education on the stars needs to
be expanded beyond the knowledge our ancestors had over 2000 years ago.
Check the bottom of the source tags page for ur real sign. I am sure you
will see characteristics in ur new sign you connect with also since these
are written so openly that anyone would. lol
Mo Bo
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Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 06:09:41 PM
Dude that is sooo funny the Aries one is sooo me. Mo Bo Registered User Joined: Thursday, 10th of June 2010, 21:04:58 Posts: 1336 Viewed 7209 times
Cornflake
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Thursday, 5th of August 2010 06:59:19 AM
LMAO!!! Absolutely, not! :-) Cornflake Registered User Joined: Saturday, 17th of April 2010, 22:51:49 Posts: 1071 Viewed 6048 times
Ment
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Friday, 6th of August 2010 10:33:48 PM
You've hit so close to the bone that I plead the 5th! Ment Registered User Joined: Saturday, 12th of June 2010, 07:05:09 Posts: 1236 Viewed 5112 times
Daisy
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Saturday, 7th of August 2010 07:18:54 AM
what the hell? did u just make this up of your mind. you are so Daisy wrong, im a scorpio babeh, and u dont know wat u tlkn bout! Registered User Joined: Tuesday, 8th of June 2010, 19:53:49 Posts: 763 Viewed 11269 times
dark love
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Sunday, 8th of August 2010 09:31:01 PM
That whole tihng about scorpios, is soo wrong. Iam one and dark love notihng on there is true about me. This is just madeup crap. I hate Registered User smoking and coffee by the way. And scorpios are smart, not stupid. Joined: Saturday, 12th of June 2010, 01:41:09 Posts: 1243 Viewed 1410 times
Stylish Sweetie
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 09:45:03 PM
LMAO!! First of all I am a scorpio. Stylish Sweetie Registered User I hate coffee, but if the coffee was chocolate powder, then yes it was Joined: Sunday, 23rd of May 2010, 11:11:37 true that I like to eat it straight out of the bag. Posts: 936 Viewed 3938 times I've been into computers since I was 3.. But i have no clue how to hack
stuff.
I don’t smoke what so ever- my uncle died of smoking so I swore to never
smoke.
I don’t need to shave, so the “scorpio are hairy” idea is a complete
fake. My friends make fun of me & shout “Hey! This girl over here
doesn’t need to shave & her legs feel smooth!”
I am very paranoid. And if you ask me a pertinent question then yes
it’ll take me 5 minutes of silence before answering “I’m sorry
what?”
shelbo
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 04:58:21 PM
Cancer here and ''NO'' not accurate at all shelbo Registered User Joined: Friday, 7th of May 2010, 20:50:30 Posts: 1826 Viewed 12868 times
howwy bowwy
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Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 06:16:55 AM
No it doesn't at all I dont belive in such things. howwy bowwy Registered User Joined: Tuesday, 20th of April 2010, 20:52:53 Posts: 1235 Viewed 8948 times
Chocolate bar
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 04:22:43 PM
I don't believe in horoscopes Chocolate bar Registered User Joined: Thursday, 29th of April 2010, 06:58:28 Posts: 1376 Viewed 783 times
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